Busy Whatsapp Status Updates & Quotes

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Being busy and being productive are 2 different things

Busy is the New Happy!!

Lazy people are always Busy

Success comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities.

Hello, My name is Mr. Busy

I am too busy to be organized.

Busy is a drug that lot of people are addicted to!

A busy women is a charming women.

Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.

Just coz i am busy does not mean i don’t love you.

NEVER GET SO BUSY MAKING A LIVING THAT YOU FORGET TO MAKE LIFE.

Its been a busy season for me, I don’t get much free time..

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.

You can really only enjoy life when you’re extremely busy.

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

When you are insane, you are busy being insane – all the time.

You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.

A charming woman is a busy woman.

I’m always busy, but I’m lazy as well.

Fitness is a luxury when you are busy!

While I am busy with little things, I am not required to do greater things.

Within reasonable limits, a professional player should keep busy at music.

My household is, in a nice way, very busy.

I keep busy. That was my nickname in college, ‘Iron to the Fire.’ I like to keep several things going at once.

Must read : 1000 busy, love, friendship, attitude whatsapp status updates.

Don’t let your busy schedule stuck with your personal life. We all deserve to spend a quality time with family and friends. Many times, you are asked to join a party or get-together but you refuse due to your busy schedule. This may make your life tougher. Take some time out of your busy routine and enjoy yourself.

No matter how busy you are, you must prioritize things so that you can get time for relaxation and socializing. There are plenty of websites on the internet which are overflowed with busy quotations. Check them out and choose a quote that suits your busy life!

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Funny WhatsApp Status Updates 2016

We are posting a list of best funny whatsapp status in , the list is made based on shares of each status update on social media sites like facebook, twitter etc , so they are by far one of the best funny status updates for whatsapp this year. Bookmark and share this page as we will keep adding more updates on regular basis.

My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …


Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I’ COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF IN THE END IT’S ALL WORTH IT.

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :)

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..


I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

If you can’t convince her then confuse her

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.

DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?

WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??


I STILL MISS MY EX – BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER ????

SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.

NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

My style is unique don’t copy it!

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I just need a good Wifi and Wife.

Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?

Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa.

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Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !

Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity

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