Funny Adult Jokes for Whatsapp Messages ,Status {Updated}

Looking for Best Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi And English with Hilarious Flavour of Non Veg and Adulthood.. Share free whatsapp jokes with your friends in social medias like whatsapp and facebook

1.Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.
He walked closer to him..
and played with his hair softly, sweetly
and….
BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face…
and said:
“Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago”


2.Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?
Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.
Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun..


3.Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!


4.Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…
Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” 😀
Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar
Dost bola:
Naya phone kab kharida?


5.Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!
Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!
Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…


6.Hamare whatsapp group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-
Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha:
Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?
Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..
Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?
Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!


7.Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…
Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
.
Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!” 😉


8.WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai…
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Hota kuchh nahin,
Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai!


9.Attitude of Girls :
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends
and..
Then Replies the Boy
I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS!!


10.Admin jalebi bech raha tha,
lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”
Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..
Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!
Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!


11.Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya
Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki
achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!
Height of Smiley Uses
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1st Lady: Patni har janam me wahi pati kyun chahti hai?
2nd Lady: Taaki uss pati ko sudharne me lagi mehnat bekaar na jaaye

 12.Height of Smiley Uses










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14.1st Lady: Patni har janam me wahi pati kyun chahti hai?
2nd Lady: Taaki uss pati ko sudharne me lagi mehnat bekaar na jaaye

Funny Sharaabi Joke in Hindi

बीवी:
जो आदमी रोज शराब पीकर आये उसके लिए मेरे मन में कोई हमदर्दी नहीं है..!

पति:
जिसको रोज शराब मिल जाये, उसे तुम्हारी हमदर्दी की जरुरत भी नहीं है!!

Hindi Joke – Chalaak Ladka aur Sadhu Baba

साधू:-
बच्चा, तुझे स्वर्ग मिलेगा,
लाओ कुछ दक्षिणा दे जाओ।

लड़का:-
ठीक है दक्षिणा में आपको मैंने दिल्ली दी।
आज से दिल्ली आपकी हुई।

साधू :-
दिल्ली क्या तुम्हारी है ?
जो मुझे दे रहे हो।

लड़का :-
तो स्वर्ग क्या तेरे बाप ने खरीद रखा है,
जो तू उधर के प्लाट यहाँ बांट रहा है।

Funny Romantic Shayari Joke

लड़की –
बादल गरजे तो
तेरी याद आती है
सावन आने से
तेरी याद आती है
बारिश की बुंदों में
तेरी याद आती है

लड़का-
पता है पता है तेरी छतरी मेरे पास पड़ी है लौटा दुंगा, मर मत….

I love you – Funny Girl joke in Hindi

बॉय: I love you <3 गर्ल: तुम पागल हो क्या ..... मैं शादी शुदा हूँ... मेरा पति है, और एक boyfriend भी है ऑफिस मे, और मेरा ex - boyfriend मेरे पड़ोस मे रहता है , और कल ही मेरे boss ने प्रपोज किया है और मै उन्हे मना नही कर सकती... और वैसे भी मेरा एक school friend के साथ सीरियस मैटर है.. बॉय: (काफ़ी देर देखने के बाद ) देख ले कहीं अड्जस्ट होता हो तो.... 😛

Funny WhatsApp Admin Jokes in Hindi

एडमिन का मतलब
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A— आवारा
D— ढोंगी
M— मतलबी
I—- इगो वाला
N— नकटा …
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नहीं होता है

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A— आदरणीय
D— धर्मात्मा
M— मस्त
I— इमानदार
N— नाइस

होता है… 😀

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सारे व्हॉट्सअप एडमिन को समर्पित..

बिन पगारी फुल अधिकारी

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एक बार अपना admin पानी पी रहा था


अब क्या admin पानी भी नहीं पी सकता!!
हर बात में joke…!
जान ले लो admin की

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आज सुबह एडमिन के मन मे विचार आया ,
आज कुछ तुफानी करते है…

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साईकिल निकाली और पेट्रोल भराने चले गए….

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इसमें हसनेवाली क्या बात है साथ मैं बोतल लेके गये….

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हद होगई हर बात पे admin की खिल्ली उड़ाते हो

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Admin पर बिजली का तार गिर गया.

Admin तड़प तड़प के मरने ही वाला था कि

अचानक………..

उसे याद आया बिजली तो 2 दिन से बंद है.
वापस उठकर, हँसते हुए बोला,

साला… याद नहीं आता तो मर ही जाता!

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एडमिन (admin) के हाथ में नया फोन देखकर

दोस्त बोला:- “नया फोन कब ख़रीदा?”

एडमिन :- “नया नहीं, गर्लफ्रेंड का है।”

दोस्त :- “गर्लफ्रेंड का फोन क्यों ले आया?”

एडमिन:-
“रोज कहती थी,
मेरा फोन नहीं उठाते!
आज मौका मिला, उठा लाया” 😀

Hamare admin ki baat nirali 😀 😛

Santa Banta in School – Hindi Joke

संता और बंता आठवीं में आठवीं बार फ़ैल हो गए

संता: चल खुदखुशी कर लेते हैं

बंता: साले, पागल हो गया है??

अगले जनम में फिर नर्सरी से शुरू करना पड़ेगा!!!

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.
Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.
Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station.
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Breaking News Jokes – Gadar Part-2 – Sunny Deol
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Boy (Girlfriend se) : Darling… tum muje kitna pyar karti ho ?
Girl : Jitna tum karte ho jaan…
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Boy : Iska matlab ki tu bhi bas “Time Pass” hi karti hai.
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 Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka girft kaha hai ?
Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..
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Girlfriend kushi se chillane lagti hai..
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Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.
Boy : Suno jara…!
Girl : Chup raho khate time bat nahi karte.
(Khane ke bad)
Girl : Ab bolo…
Boy : Teri Plate mein Cockroach tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam”
Ek khoobsurat Ladki se ek Ladke ne pucha – “Tum kaha raheti ho ?”
Girl – “Mein CG Road…”
Boy – “Itni khoobsurat hokar bhi Road par raheti ho, Mere ghar chalo.”
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Doctor and Dardi Jokes

Dardi (Doctor se) : Ab muje aapki davao se bahot hi accha hai. Bas thodi si aur sans ki taqlif hai.
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Doctor : To thik hai… Aap kahete ho to use rokne ke liye bhi Davai de deta hu.
funny rain barish jokes
Very Funny sad Jokes

Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.
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Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…
“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru sale,
Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”
Husband Wife Jokes – पत्नीने पति का फोन बुक चेक किया तो
Very Funny Wife Jokes

Chintu : Meri bivi mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.
Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.
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“Imagine she’s come back!”
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Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”
सुहागरात के दिन – Very Funny Jokes
 Chintu (Pintu se) : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.
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Pintu : Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…
“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”
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BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”
Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”फन्नी भगवत गीता श्लोक – हंसना जरूरी है
Funny Shayari Jokes
Arj kiya hai – Funny Jokes

Arj kiya hai…
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Jamane ke dar se teri tasvir Toilette mein chupa rakhi hai.
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Wah wah…
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Jamane ke dar se teri tasvir Toilette mein chupa rakhi hai.
Didar ho tera bar bar isliye “JULAAB” ki goli kha rakhi hai.
वॉट्सऐप जबरदस्त फन्नी जोक्स

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200+ Best WhatsApp Status | Quotes | Messages 2016

This is our another addition to awesome best whatsapp status updates, few nice messages and quotes that can spice up your life. Earlier we posted 50 Funky WhatsApp Messages that you can check out and share, another one was awesome Punjabi status updates that will add some desi taste to your messages.

*   I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

*  When nothing seems right….go left!!

*  Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

*  Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

*  If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

*  A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

*  Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

*  When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

*  Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

*  A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

*  Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

*  Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

*  When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has         5 minutes left. :D

*  I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

*  Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

*  Etc.= End of thinking Capacity.

*  Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

*  If you are player then I’m the GAME.

*  Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

*  You can disturb me….I’m available. :D

*  Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

*  Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this status.

*  Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

*  Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)

*  Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours

*  I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

*  I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

*  Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

*  ☺  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

*  We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.

*  If I’m wired with you. I like you.

*  I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

*  Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

*  I hate math but I love counting money.

*  I believe in hate at first sight.

*  There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

*  If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

*  The Earth without Art is just Eh.

*  We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

*  I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

*  Laziness is me middle name.

*  I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

*  Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

*  I need Google in my brain.

*  You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.

*  I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

*  The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

*  If you fall. I’ll be there.

*  Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

*  The best way to create your future is to create it.

*  Sleep all your troubles away.

*  I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

*  It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

*  If you ain’t first, you are last.

*  I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

*  The best dreams happen when eyes are open.

*  Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.

*  Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…

*  Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.

*  I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

*  A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.

*  You killed what was left of the good in me.

*  The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

*  If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

*  Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.

*  A fake smile can hide a million tears.

*  Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

*  You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.

*  You can do anything but not everything.

*  A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

*  Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage     to say I’m ok with a smile.

*  Life is better when I’m drunk.

*  Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.

*  I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.

*  Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

*  Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

*  Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.

*  I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.

*  I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.

*  Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.

*  Love is all you need.

*  Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

*  I dreamed a dream.

*  Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let         go.

*  I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. :D

*  No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

*  Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!

*  Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.

*  “Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”             Sir Jony Ive, Apple.

*  There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

*  I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

*  Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

*  The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

*  I don’t make mistakes I just date them.

*  We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.

*  Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.

*  The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.

*  I can and I will. Watch me!!

*  When you want to give up remember why you started.

*  Love can be demonstrated not defined.

*  Don't say you love me unless you mean it.

*  Only you can give me that feeling.

*  Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.

*  Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

*  I’d cross the world for someone like you.

*  Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

*  My Hearts beats only for you.

*  Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

*  “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

*  Love has no limits.

*  Everything is fair in Love and War.

*  I want another day with you.

*  You can’t stop loving short girls.

*  I think love is fearless.

*  I need you so much closer.

*  My heart is perfect because… you are inside.

*  You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.

*  When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.

*  I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.

*  Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

*  Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.

*  I hope you always find a reason to smile.

*  I love you even when I hate you.

*  Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you

*  I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

*  Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

*  Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

*  When I count my blessings i count you twice.

*  Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.

*  Be the type of person you want to meet.

*  I can’t stop missing you.

*  Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin

*  I’m done begging for your love.

*  I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.

*  Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?

*  I can't go a day without thinking about you.

*  There is no finish line so love the journey.

*  Fall in love not in line.

*  If you love something set it free.


*  The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.

*  So many of my smiles begin with you.

*  A true love story nerve ends.

*  Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.

*  You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.

*  All I need is your love.

*  I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.

*  Let all that you do be done n love.

*  I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.

*  True love has a habit of coming back.

*  A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.

*  I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

*  When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is      your utopia.

*  The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.

*  Find what you LOVE and let it kill you - Charles Bukowski

*  Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.

*  The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

*  Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

*  Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.
    I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

*  "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first          one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep

*  Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

*  I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

*  "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo          Derek

*  "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe

*   There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything       is a miracle. – Albert Einstein


*   There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer

*   Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.

*   Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

*   If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!

*   If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

*   Life is short, make fun of it.

*   I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.

*   Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.

*  The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.

*  Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

*  The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

*  You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.

*  Life is too short to remove USB safely.

*  “If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”

*  When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

*  “I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer

*  Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.

*  Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.

*  Nobody can teach me who I am.

*  God's plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.

*  Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

*  Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

*  Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life. –       ANON

*  Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.

*  If you can dream it you can do it. - Walt Disney

*  The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - harry Golden

*  Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

*  Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.

*  You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.

*  If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

*  So take a chance and don't ever look back.

*  If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

*  Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram

*  There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

*  You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. - -Jim Rohn

*  When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.

*  Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

*  Do what you fear and fear disappears. - David Schwartz

*  Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we’re all of us looking for the key. -  Alan benett

*  If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.

*  Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

*  If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer

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*  When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt


*  A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

*  And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. - Abraham               Lincoln

*  The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

*  Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.

*  Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

*  Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to           feel blessed for what you have.

*  Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.

*  An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I'm going to buy iPhone 6.

*  Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.

*  It's hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'" when nothing's right.

*  Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.

*  All great changes are preceded by chaos.

*  One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone       else.

*  A true businessman always does business out of courage.

*  People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.

*  Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now
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*  The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

*  Happiness is not the absence of problems.  It’s the ability to deal with them.

*  In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

*  Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

*  The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.

*  It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.

*  I've got nothing to do today but smile. - Paul Simon

*  A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.

*  All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them.

*  Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

*  One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.

*  Love yourself. Love your day.  Love your life.

*  Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

*  Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

*  Do a little more each day than you think you can.

*  You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

*  Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.

*  It’s a good day to have a good day.

*  You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

*  The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.

*  Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

*  May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma's teeth.

*  The ones who say “you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that “you will".

*  We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.

*  One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always                  wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho

*  Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your       mind when you hear it.

*  People who die by suicide don't want to end their live they want to end their pain.

*  No one has ever loved me, I was left behind. I only want one thing and one thing i want someone       to love me like the way i would love them.

*  Loneliness is better than bad company.

*  We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.

*  Just becoz we don't talk doesn't mean i don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself           because i know i can't have you.

*  Anger: Weakens the liver

*  Grief: Weakens the Lung

*  Worry: Weakens the stomach

*  Stress: Weakens the Heart & Brain

*  Fear: Weakens the Kidney.

*  Most of the things you worry about never happen. :P

*  It's funny how seeing you gives me both Joy & sadness at the same time.

*  If you never get your heart broken you'll never learn to love.

*  Don't ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotions.

*  Give a man love, and he will be happy for a time. teach a man how to love, and he will have joy through all eternity. James Wilcox

*  The saddest thing about BETRAYAL is that it never comes from your enemies.

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Happy Holi Status for Whatsapp Get Newly Updated Quotes Messages Images HD

Happy Holi : Hii Friends Today I am going to share with you a Happy Holi Images and Happy Holi Wallpaper for Desktop Pc. Holi is colourful festival of India.In this day all people Play with Colours with Friends.In this special Day Some People also share Happy Holi Greetings Holi Pictures, Photos and Pics on Facebook and Whatsapp. Happy Holi Image and Holi Wallpaper also available in Hd.You can download Happy Holi Pictures Photos in High Quality from the given below collection.

 Different People Different Colour One Celebration.Wishing you a Happy & Colourful holi.

May this festival a smile to ur lips.in a colorful way,as a pray,that the colorful ray,may forever stay.

Happy Holi to all. Enjoy the colours of real life.

May this festivity of holi bring into your life, vibrant colors of happines.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.

 Dipped in loads of love and trust has come the marvelous day of Holi.

 On Holi, I just want to thank everyone for bringing all the joy and smiles in my life.Happy Holi.

 Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection.Happy Holi.

All The Colors That Are On You Are Of Love. Happy Holi.

Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy. It is the time to love and forgive.Happy Holi.

It is the time expresses the happiness of being loved and to be loved through colors. Happy Holi.

Holi is a special time of year to remember those who are close to our hearts with splashing colors.

Let the colors of Holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

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 Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.

If wishes come in rainbow colors then,I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

 May this Holi be bright as the colors that splash on you.

Holi is an auspicious time to remember all those who are your loved ones with splashing and bright colors.

If I could wish upon the colors of a rainbow, then I would pick the brightest one to wish everyone.

Happy Holi.

 Even some of the greatest people in life started out as nothing.

I wish A Happy Holi To Everyone. Let The Colors Of Holi Fill Your Heart With Warmth And Love.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.

Might the soul of Holi abandon you soaked with bliss.

 Longing you a fun Holi and a Spring time sprouting with Happiness.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. Happy Holi.

Festivals are founders of Love and Joy, Friends are the real ones to make this day as a great memory..

I’m one of it..Happy Holi My friend.

With love and best wishes.Wish u and your family a very happy and colorful holi.

So these above given are the best and Popular Holi Photos Pics collection for friends and family.Holy is the popular festival of India.This festival is the colourful festival because in this day all the kids elder and old play Holi with colours.Holi festival is celebrated every year on month of march in the end of winter.After holi Summer are ready to start.From our site you can also get the Happy holi whatsapp status.The link is given above.
I hope you will like the above collection of happy holi pictures and holi Pics holi Photos etc.If you like above holi greeting then please share it with your friends on social media sites.I hope they will also like the our happy holi wallpapers images collection.

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Smart Whatsapp status, Sms and Messages - Attitude, Love & Funny

Whatsapp is the only cool messenger app now a days. It is cross platform for instant messages for all smartphones and selected feature phones by using the internet communication. It is not only to send text messages, you can send images to each other,Video, audio and locations also if you have integrated map services. So many user are using this whatsapp messenger app. so in this article i am going to share some top, best whatsapp status, messages and sms which consist of Love, Funny, Joke and Attitude messages

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't.

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.

I can't follow the dreams.. Dreams can follow me...

Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Sally Berger

You can't start a new chapter in your life if you're too busy dwelling on the past.

Try and fail, but don't fail to try.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin

TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!

life is full of d disappointments!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.

To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money

The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.

Its not that u fill the 'void' in my life .. it is just tha 'u occupy lots of space' in it :)

Come back baby.. 'un-dead' me please <3 <3 <3

It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.

Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!

A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S

My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one

I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.

___ have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Best Love Status and Messages for Whatsapp in English and Hindi:

So here i am going to share top love status for whatsapp messenger..

1) My last seen,was to check your last seen at ;)

2) My real smile comes when i am with you Darling...

3)Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h  Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

4) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai, Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

5)Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara, Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

6)Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein, Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

7)Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai, Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

8) LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)

9) Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

10) Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

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Best Friend Ship Messages for Whatsapp messenger: 

Here are Some Friends Messages For Whatsapp Messenger . Friends are the most valuable gifts given by God. It is very good to be with an good friend who always supports in good activities. These Good messages are dedicated to All the Valuable Friends of Whatsapp.

1)  A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, be my world.

2)Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!

3) Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

4) I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

5) Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my good friend.

6) Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between Us remains ever strong...

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Best ATTITUDE Status for Whatsapp :
Very one has there own style and attitude in there own life. Showing there attitude is easy outside. But if you want to share your attitude in social media like whatsapp, facebook and etc.. you need to share your attitude in messages form. So here are some great and different styles of attitude messages or status for whatsapp.

1)I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

2) "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

3) I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

4) Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

5) Me…..myself…and I..!!

6) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

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Here are some funny messages for whatsapp and whatsapp plus.
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1) I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card..

2) A man asks his father in the shopping mall: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which Card can I use to impress?” Father replies: “Use Your ATM Card”

3) Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

4) Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

5) Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

6) I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

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Top Good Morning and Good Night Sms for Whatsapp:

Here are some good morning and good night messages for whatsapp messengers. You can wish your friends and GF's by these messages..

1) Dont forget to pray today, because God didnt forget to wake you up this morning. Good Morning.

2) No matter how bad you think your life, wake up each day and be thankful for what you have. Someone somewhere is fighting just to survive.
Good Morning.

3) 3 things you can’t recover in life. The MOMENT after it’s missed, The WORD after it’s said and the TIME after it’s wasted. Good Morning.

4) A new day has started, set new goals, work with a new enthusiasm, dedication and zeal. Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!

5) I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

6)Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.

7)When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!

8)You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

9)I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.

10)Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.

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Smart Whatsapp status, Sms and Messages - Attitude, Love & Funny

Whatsapp is the only cool messenger app now a days. It is cross platform for instant messages for all smartphones and selected feature phones by using the internet communication. It is not only to send text messages, you can send images to each other,Video, audio and locations also if you have integrated map services. So many user are using this whatsapp messenger app. so in this article i am going to share some top, best whatsapp status, messages and sms which consist of Love, Funny, Joke and Attitude messages

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't.

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.

I can't follow the dreams.. Dreams can follow me...

Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Sally Berger

You can't start a new chapter in your life if you're too busy dwelling on the past.

Try and fail, but don't fail to try.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin

TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!

life is full of d disappointments!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.

To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money

The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.

Its not that u fill the 'void' in my life .. it is just tha 'u occupy lots of space' in it :)

Come back baby.. 'un-dead' me please <3 <3 <3

It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.

Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!

A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S

My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one

I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.

___ have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Best Love Status and Messages for Whatsapp in English and Hindi:

So here i am going to share top love status for whatsapp messenger..

1) My last seen,was to check your last seen at ;)

2) My real smile comes when i am with you Darling...

3)Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h  Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

4) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai, Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

5)Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara, Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

6)Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein, Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

7)Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai, Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

8) LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)

9) Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

10) Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

Download the secret Whatsapp status from here.
These Secret Status is for free. Let's check it yaar.



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Best Friend Ship Messages for Whatsapp messenger: 

Here are Some Friends Messages For Whatsapp Messenger . Friends are the most valuable gifts given by God. It is very good to be with an good friend who always supports in good activities. These Good messages are dedicated to All the Valuable Friends of Whatsapp.

1)  A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, be my world.

2)Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!

3) Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

4) I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

5) Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my good friend.

6) Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between Us remains ever strong...

Must See: Trick to Use 2 Whatsapp Accounts in One Phone.
Best ATTITUDE Status for Whatsapp :
Very one has there own style and attitude in there own life. Showing there attitude is easy outside. But if you want to share your attitude in social media like whatsapp, facebook and etc.. you need to share your attitude in messages form. So here are some great and different styles of attitude messages or status for whatsapp.

1)I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

2) "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

3) I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

4) Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

5) Me…..myself…and I..!!

6) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Also Read: Best Funny Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas Romantic Attitude Quotes 2016

Here are some funny messages for whatsapp and whatsapp plus.
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1) I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card..

2) A man asks his father in the shopping mall: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which Card can I use to impress?” Father replies: “Use Your ATM Card”

3) Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

4) Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

5) Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

6) I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Keep Reading: WhatsApp Tricks and Tips | Best Whatsapp Tricks [2016]

Top Good Morning and Good Night Sms for Whatsapp:

Here are some good morning and good night messages for whatsapp messengers. You can wish your friends and GF's by these messages..

1) Dont forget to pray today, because God didnt forget to wake you up this morning. Good Morning.

2) No matter how bad you think your life, wake up each day and be thankful for what you have. Someone somewhere is fighting just to survive.
Good Morning.

3) 3 things you can’t recover in life. The MOMENT after it’s missed, The WORD after it’s said and the TIME after it’s wasted. Good Morning.

4) A new day has started, set new goals, work with a new enthusiasm, dedication and zeal. Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!

5) I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

6)Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.

7)When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!

8)You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

9)I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.

10)Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.

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Smart Whatsapp status, Sms and Messages - Attitude, Love & Funny

Whatsapp is the only cool messenger app now a days. It is cross platform for instant messages for all smartphones and selected feature phones by using the internet communication. It is not only to send text messages, you can send images to each other,Video, audio and locations also if you have integrated map services. So many user are using this whatsapp messenger app. so in this article i am going to share some top, best whatsapp status, messages and sms which consist of Love, Funny, Joke and Attitude messages

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't.

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.

I can't follow the dreams.. Dreams can follow me...

Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Sally Berger

You can't start a new chapter in your life if you're too busy dwelling on the past.

Try and fail, but don't fail to try.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin

TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!

life is full of d disappointments!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.

To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money

The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.

Its not that u fill the 'void' in my life .. it is just tha 'u occupy lots of space' in it :)

Come back baby.. 'un-dead' me please <3 <3 <3

It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.

Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!

A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S

My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one

I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.

___ have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Best Love Status and Messages for Whatsapp in English and Hindi:

So here i am going to share top love status for whatsapp messenger..

1) My last seen,was to check your last seen at ;)

2) My real smile comes when i am with you Darling...

3)Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h  Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

4) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai, Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

5)Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara, Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

6)Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein, Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

7)Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai, Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

8) LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)

9) Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

10) Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

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Best Friend Ship Messages for Whatsapp messenger: 

Here are Some Friends Messages For Whatsapp Messenger . Friends are the most valuable gifts given by God. It is very good to be with an good friend who always supports in good activities. These Good messages are dedicated to All the Valuable Friends of Whatsapp.

1)  A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, be my world.

2)Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!

3) Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

4) I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

5) Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my good friend.

6) Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between Us remains ever strong...

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Best ATTITUDE Status for Whatsapp :
Very one has there own style and attitude in there own life. Showing there attitude is easy outside. But if you want to share your attitude in social media like whatsapp, facebook and etc.. you need to share your attitude in messages form. So here are some great and different styles of attitude messages or status for whatsapp.

1)I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

2) "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

3) I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

4) Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

5) Me…..myself…and I..!!

6) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Also Read: Best Funny Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas Romantic Attitude Quotes 2016

Here are some funny messages for whatsapp and whatsapp plus.
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1) I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card..

2) A man asks his father in the shopping mall: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which Card can I use to impress?” Father replies: “Use Your ATM Card”

3) Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

4) Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

5) Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

6) I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

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Top Good Morning and Good Night Sms for Whatsapp:

Here are some good morning and good night messages for whatsapp messengers. You can wish your friends and GF's by these messages..

1) Dont forget to pray today, because God didnt forget to wake you up this morning. Good Morning.

2) No matter how bad you think your life, wake up each day and be thankful for what you have. Someone somewhere is fighting just to survive.
Good Morning.

3) 3 things you can’t recover in life. The MOMENT after it’s missed, The WORD after it’s said and the TIME after it’s wasted. Good Morning.

4) A new day has started, set new goals, work with a new enthusiasm, dedication and zeal. Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!

5) I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

6)Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.

7)When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!

8)You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

9)I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.

10)Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.

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Smart Whatsapp status, Sms and Messages - Attitude, Love & Funny

Whatsapp is the only cool messenger app now a days. It is cross platform for instant messages for all smartphones and selected feature phones by using the internet communication. It is not only to send text messages, you can send images to each other,Video, audio and locations also if you have integrated map services. So many user are using this whatsapp messenger app. so in this article i am going to share some top, best whatsapp status, messages and sms which consist of Love, Funny, Joke and Attitude messages

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't.

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.

I can't follow the dreams.. Dreams can follow me...

Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Sally Berger

You can't start a new chapter in your life if you're too busy dwelling on the past.

Try and fail, but don't fail to try.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin

TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!

life is full of d disappointments!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.

To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money

The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.

Its not that u fill the 'void' in my life .. it is just tha 'u occupy lots of space' in it :)

Come back baby.. 'un-dead' me please <3 <3 <3

It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.

Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!

A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S

My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one

I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.

___ have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Best Love Status and Messages for Whatsapp in English and Hindi:

So here i am going to share top love status for whatsapp messenger..

1) My last seen,was to check your last seen at ;)

2) My real smile comes when i am with you Darling...

3)Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h  Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

4) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai, Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

5)Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara, Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

6)Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein, Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

7)Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai, Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

8) LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)

9) Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

10) Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

Download the secret Whatsapp status from here.
These Secret Status is for free. Let's check it yaar.



Don't Miss:Best WhatsApp Group Games:Texting Games To Play Fun with Your Loved Ones

Best Friend Ship Messages for Whatsapp messenger: 

Here are Some Friends Messages For Whatsapp Messenger . Friends are the most valuable gifts given by God. It is very good to be with an good friend who always supports in good activities. These Good messages are dedicated to All the Valuable Friends of Whatsapp.

1)  A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, be my world.

2)Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!

3) Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

4) I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

5) Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my good friend.

6) Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between Us remains ever strong...

Must See: Trick to Use 2 Whatsapp Accounts in One Phone.
Best ATTITUDE Status for Whatsapp :
Very one has there own style and attitude in there own life. Showing there attitude is easy outside. But if you want to share your attitude in social media like whatsapp, facebook and etc.. you need to share your attitude in messages form. So here are some great and different styles of attitude messages or status for whatsapp.

1)I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

2) "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

3) I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

4) Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

5) Me…..myself…and I..!!

6) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Also Read: Best Funny Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas Romantic Attitude Quotes 2016

Here are some funny messages for whatsapp and whatsapp plus.
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1) I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card..

2) A man asks his father in the shopping mall: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which Card can I use to impress?” Father replies: “Use Your ATM Card”

3) Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

4) Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

5) Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

6) I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Keep Reading: WhatsApp Tricks and Tips | Best Whatsapp Tricks [2016]

Top Good Morning and Good Night Sms for Whatsapp:

Here are some good morning and good night messages for whatsapp messengers. You can wish your friends and GF's by these messages..

1) Dont forget to pray today, because God didnt forget to wake you up this morning. Good Morning.

2) No matter how bad you think your life, wake up each day and be thankful for what you have. Someone somewhere is fighting just to survive.
Good Morning.

3) 3 things you can’t recover in life. The MOMENT after it’s missed, The WORD after it’s said and the TIME after it’s wasted. Good Morning.

4) A new day has started, set new goals, work with a new enthusiasm, dedication and zeal. Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!

5) I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

6)Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.

7)When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!

8)You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

9)I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.

10)Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.

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