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Thursday 6 October 2016

Best Funny Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas Romantic Attitude Quotes 2016

Posted by Richard
WhatsApp Status are an awesome and coolest way to share what you are going through to your best buddies in whatsapp. I know most of you must be confused about what status you want to put, sometimes you want to impress your girl friend or friends, sometimes your parents or any other special person on planet. So here I have listed out the best out of the lot whatsapp status updates with funny, cool, attitude, romance and many more factors attached to it. Also check whatsapp status in hindi here.


Top Best WhatsApp Status Ever Seen


Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.


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Best Funny Whatsapp Status

I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

Someone asked me, How’s life….?

I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

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Best Romantic Whatsapp Status

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine :)

Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…” ♥ :-)

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

My real smile comes when i am with you.

    People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”

Best Cool WhatsApp Status

Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)

INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛

I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉

Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

Best Attitude WhatsApp Status

. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !

2. I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

3. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.

6. “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.

7. How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.

8. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

9. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

10. When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.

11. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

12. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.

13. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

14. After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…

15. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

16. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
got the job.

17. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still
smiling.

18. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

19. If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

20. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.

If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.

Trust in God, But lock your car.

Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged

It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉

I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”

WhatsApp Status Ideas

Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.

Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can’t make a rainbow, without a little rain.

When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don’t understand that you make yourself available for them every time…

Success always hugs you in private… but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.

Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.

Silence is the most powerful scream.

Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.

Silence is the most powerful scream.

I never see the forest for the tree.

nothing to display just look at me.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)

Live your life and forget your age.

It’s sad how social networking sites kill relationships, friendships and trust in people.

There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)

For all people who make me laugh : Thank you

Always Love your frnds from your Heart not from your mood or need.

Best WhatsApp Messages

Changing Times:
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A Day in the Life of Your Mother… without Whatsapp?

Sit in grief and depression for the whole day and nobody shows interest in knowing what’s wrong.
But smile seeing a message on your phone and the whole damn world wants to know what’s the message!

I just wanted all of you know that I’m leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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after lunch!

Whatsapp creators are damn imaginative. They have made sure that ladies chat and there’s no noise also!

Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life.


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Funny WhatsApp Status Updates 2016

Posted by Richard
We are posting a list of best funny whatsapp status in , the list is made based on shares of each status update on social media sites like facebook, twitter etc , so they are by far one of the best funny status updates for whatsapp this year. Bookmark and share this page as we will keep adding more updates on regular basis.


My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …


Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I’ COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF IN THE END IT’S ALL WORTH IT.

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :)

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..


I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

If you can’t convince her then confuse her

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.

DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?

WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??


I STILL MISS MY EX – BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER ????

SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.

NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

My style is unique don’t copy it!

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I just need a good Wifi and Wife.

Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?

Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa.

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Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !

Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity
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