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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
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Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
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Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.
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You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
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Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
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Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
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Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
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I love my job…when I am on my vacations.
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People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
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My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….
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My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’
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Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.
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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
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I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!
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Save water drink beer.
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If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.
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The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
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If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
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I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?
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When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
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The past beats inside me like a second heart.
*********************
Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.
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Keep calm and survive summer
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It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.
*********************
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
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I can’t go a day without thinking about you.
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Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
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I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.
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Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
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Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.
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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
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Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 😉
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
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Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
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I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
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My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
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I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
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There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
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I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
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God was showing off when He created you.
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The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
*********************
Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
*********************
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
*********************
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number
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Don’t TRUST too much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much !
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Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😛
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Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
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Never apologize for being you.
*********************
You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..
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I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
*********************
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
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When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
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GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine
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I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
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I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
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I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
*********************
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..
*********************
YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school…
*********************
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
*********************
Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..
*********************
It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..
*********************
When words fail, tears speak..
*********************
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
*********************
Don’t do homework save paper!
*********************
I’m a good boy with bad habits
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Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
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flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
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Mans are many but money is money
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She takes your hand, I die a little… :(
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I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
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If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
*********************
When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
*********************
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
*********************
I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
*********************
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
*********************
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
*********************
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
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I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
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There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
*********************
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
*********************
It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
*********************
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
*********************
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
*********************
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
*********************
I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
*********************
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
*********************
Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
*********************
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken
*********************
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
*********************
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
*********************
Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
*********************
Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.
*********************
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
*********************
Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
*********************
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
*********************
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
*********************
I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
*********************
I love my job…when I am on my vacations.
*********************
People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
*********************
My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….
*********************
My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’
*********************
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
*********************
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
*********************
I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.
*********************
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
*********************
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!
*********************
Save water drink beer.
*********************
If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.
*********************
The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
*********************
If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
*********************
I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?
*********************
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
*********************
The past beats inside me like a second heart.
*********************
Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.
*********************
Keep calm and survive summer
*********************
It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.
*********************
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
*********************
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
*********************
“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
*********************
I can’t go a day without thinking about you.
*********************
Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
*********************
I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.
*********************
Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
*********************
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
*********************
The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
*********************
Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.
*********************
Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
*********************
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
*********************
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
*********************
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
*********************
I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
*********************
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 😉
*********************
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
*********************
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
*********************
Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
*********************
I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
*********************
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
*********************
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
*********************
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
*********************
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
*********************
I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
*********************
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
*********************
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
*********************
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
*********************
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
*********************
God was showing off when He created you.
*********************
The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
*********************
Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
*********************
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
*********************
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number
*********************
Don’t TRUST too much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much !
*********************
Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
*********************
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😛
*********************
Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
*********************
Never apologize for being you.
*********************
You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..
*********************
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
*********************
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
*********************
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
*********************
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine
*********************
I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
*********************
I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
*********************
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
*********************
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
*********************
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
*********************
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..
*********************
YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school…
*********************
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
*********************
Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..
*********************
It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..
*********************
When words fail, tears speak..
*********************
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
*********************
Don’t do homework save paper!
*********************
I’m a good boy with bad habits
*********************
Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
*********************
flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
*********************
Mans are many but money is money
*********************
She takes your hand, I die a little… :(
*********************
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
*********************
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
*********************
When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
*********************
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
*********************
I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
*********************
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
*********************
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
*********************
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
*********************
I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
*********************
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
*********************
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
*********************
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
*********************
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
*********************
It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
*********************
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
*********************
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
*********************
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
*********************
I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
*********************
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
*********************
Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
*********************
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken
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